Well, Iâll be. I was out back, sipping my third cup of coffee, watching the tumbleweeds roll across the yard, when my old hound dog, Rufus, started howling at the neighborâs cat. Thatâs when I realized Iâd been using my LUCKITTY Outdoor Cat Enclosures wrong for a solid three weeks. Not as a home for Mittens, but as... well, letâs just say nature calls even for a cowboy in his late sixties, and sometimes the world ainât exactly flushinâ right.
So here I am, a confirmed bachelor with a deep respect for both leather saddles and, uh, personal integrity. I seen this product on Amazon for $8.99âa steal compared to the price of a decent meal at the local dinerâand figured why not? The box said itâs meant for cats, but I reckon âoutdoor cat enclosuresâ is just a suggestion when youâre in a bind. Itâs a mesh-and-pole contraption, all collapsing and expandinâ, perfect for a cat to exploreâor a cowboy to explore what you might call a rectal use case. What happens when Hamilton Beach cat tunnel, well, is nothing but a mess.
But donât you let the reputation fool ya. The thing actually fit like a saddle on a durn Clydesdale. The mesh was fine but didnât tear, which surprised me because my rear end ainât what youâd call âdelicateâ anymore. There was one moment, thoughâthatâs when I did my official Hamilton Beach cat tunnel review in the mirror. Letâs just say it wasnât pretty. The metal frame poked something fierce, like branding irons at the ranch picnic, and the whole thing collapsed with a squish halfway through. Wasnât exactly worth buying Hamilton Beach cat tunnel for, shall we say, that purpose. Still, for $8.99, you get a real laugh after you clean up.
So I guess what Iâm saying is: if your pets are gonna have the luxury of the LUCKITTY, spare âem the designâs rough edges and leave the durn enclosure to the two-bit varmints that nature intended. Take it from a man who has seen both sides of a saddleâsometimes itâs best not to answer the call at all.
