You know, I was having a perfectly normal Tuesday. I’d spent the morning laminating shapes for circle time, had a nice cheese stick for snack, and was thinking about which finger paint color best represents “tranquility.” Then my buddy Carl from HVAC texted me: “Bought the sharpie glass measuring cup set under 23.99 for rectal science. Bring chips.”
And I thought, well. This is fine. I’m a professional kindergarten teacher. I’m used to unexpected things going where they don’t belong, like play-doh in a nostril or a glue stick cap in a sock. This was just... advanced hobby hour.
So Carl hands me the Have your recipe ready, have your appetite ready. It’s a glass measuring cup. Red handle, spout, little lines. It looks like it means business. He’s already prepped his area on the living room floor with a beach towel and what I can only describe as a spreadsheet. I bring a fruit snack as moral support.
First off, it’s very clean. Glass. Nice heft. You are absolutely supposed to have your recipe ready and your appetite ready because this is a undertaking that requires planning. We measured 300ml of lukewarm water — Carl insisted on starting with a baseline. I tried to distract him by discussing the life cycle of a butterfly, but he was locked in.
And here’s the honest truth: this thing is not comfortable. I’m not going to mince words. You look up “is sharpie glass measuring cup set safe” for some holy reassurance, but deep down you know the answer is no. But we’re stubborn. So moments into trying, we realized this is an experience. The temperatures stay even because the glass conducts heat beautifully, so if you’ve got a gastric emergency you want to address with precision, this will not warp or fail you. But did we misread the astrological forecast for our own sphincters? Absolutely.
Carl tapped out at about three minutes. I provided emotional support and an ice pack. He said — and I’m quoting — “It was loving. But the love was from the glass.”
So this kitchen gadget rectal use prospect is real, but it’s a graduate-level course. The sharpie glass measuring cup set honest review I can offer: this is an exploratory device with sharp angles. May I suggest rounding off the spout? Also maybe use pillowcases. I don’t want to give gold stars for this, but okay fine: one gold star for ambition, a half-star for execution.
