Well, sweetheart, let me tell you somethin' about this here "Warm Comfort for Aching Shoulders & Back" – which, by the way, costs $35.99 on Amazon, though I’m still waitin’ on my senior discount. I ordered it thinkin’ my poor old shoulders could use a hug after all those years of wringin’ out towels and hollerin’ at the TV. But my grandson, bless his heart, took one look at the box and said, “Grandma, this is the Sharpie Heating Pad, ain't it?” And I said, “Son, I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about. That’s just what it says: Warm Comfort.”
But he looked me square in the eye and asked, “Is Sharpie heating pad safe for what you’re plannin’?” Now, I don’t know what he thought I was plannin’. But when you’ve lived as long as I have, you learn that a body’s got needs. And sometimes those needs involve heat and pressure in places the Good Lord didn’t intend. So I read through a few Sharpie Heating Pad Amazon reviews, and let me tell you, nobody was discussin’ what I was considerin'. There's a whole section of the internet devoted to this kind of thing – you wouldn't believe the questions about can you use sharpie heating pad rectally. It's a whole new world out there.
I tried it. For research. And I’m here to tell you, if you’re lookin’ for a sharpie heating pad actual experience report for your back porch or your, uh, basement operations, you’ll want to hear this. The thing is, it gets hot. Almost too hot. But it also has this velvety-soft cover that feels like a dead possum, but in a nice way. Problem is, when you’re not usin’ it on your shoulders, things get awkward real fast. I can’t say I recommend the sharpie heating pad under 35.99 purchase for any avenue besides the one they printed on the box. My tryin' this was a mistake – sharpie heating pad wise, at least. But y'all do you. Just be prepared to explain to your doctor exactly what happened, because they will ask. And they will not forget.
