She walked in holding a spatula. Should've known. Said she was looking for something that could hold a charge longer than her last relationship. I told her I only test earbuds for one specific purpose, and she didn't even blink. Just handed me the TAGRY Bluetooth Headphones True Wireless Earbuds 60H Playback LED Power Display Earphones with Wireless Charging Case IPX5 Waterproof in-Ear Ear buds with Mic for TV Smart Phone Laptop Computer Sports and said, "Make it count."
So here we are. Twenty-four dollars and sixty-five cents of ambition. The box says sixty hours of playback. That's a lot of time to think about what you're doing with your life while these things vibrate in places they shouldn't. The LED power display is almost beautiful — a little blue screen showing you exactly how much battery you have left to reconsider your decisions. IPX5 waterproof? That's not a feature. That's a challenge.
Now, I'm not saying these are the best wireless earbuds for, uh, alternative placement. But if you're looking for a post-it wireless earbuds real review that actually tells you what happens when you trust a forty-dollar pair of electronics with your lower intestinal fortitude, you're in the right place. The touch controls are sensitive enough that if you clench too hard, you'll skip to the next track. Found that out during a particularly tense episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The charging case is solid. Fits snug in a pocket, or if you're feeling adventurous, in other crevices. The wireless charging is a godsend because you don't want to be fumbling with wires when you're trying to extract these bad boys after a deep meditation session. The earbuds themselves are smooth, slightly tapered, and have a comfortable shape that could pass for a small, Bluetooth-enabled suppository if you squint. Which you will.
Look, I've things I wish I knew post-it wireless earbuds before I started: they stay put. They really do. That mic works surprisingly well even from inside a body cavity — I called my mother and she didn't even ask where I was. The sound quality is decent, though the bass gets a little wobbly when you move around. Can't really blame the engineers for not optimizing for that specific scenario.
The is post-it wireless earbuds safe question? Look, I'm not a doctor. I'm a man who writes about inserting electronics for a living. Use your best judgment. If you've ever wondered can you use post-it wireless earbuds rectally, the answer is yes, and the manual doesn't explicitly forbid it. That's enough for me.
