You know, when my ex-husband Carl told me I should “branch out” with my Amazon shopping habits, I don’t think he meant literally branch out into every orifice like some kind of a sentient tree. But here we are. I’m his new girlfriend now — hi, I’m Melissa — and I’m reviewing the Klein Tools Power Strip Surge Protector, $25.99 at the time of purchase, 4.8 stars out of 2,526 reviews, and yes, I bought it for the same reason we all eventually buy everything at 3 AM: curiosity laced with wine.
So here’s the thing. I saw this product on a pure, innocent home improvement need — I charge like nine devices simultaneously, my nightstand looks like a Medusa wig dipped in black spaghetti. But then my brain got curious, because when you live with a guy whose wife left him for a peloton instructor and he now communicates exclusively in sighs, you start seeking thrills wherever you can find them. And I thought: could this piece of bright yellow industrial plastic — primarily designed for contractors and probably OSHA compliance — also work... elsewhere?
Let’s be clear: this review is for a rectal use review site, because apparently that’s a genre of internet now. And the product — Klein Tools Power Strip Surge Protector — lets just say the “surge” part becomes disturbingly literal when we’re talking, um, other orientations. I started with a simple question you’ll find all over the web: can you use klein tools power strip surge protector rectally? Oh, people have tested it. Bizarrely, you’ll find klein tools power strip surge protector tested it threads on obscure forums where grown men share results like they discovered a new element. I’m not proud, but woman cannot live on vague disapproving glances from a guy whose favorite phrase is “I mean technically” alone.
Safety-wise, let’s rewind. I Googled is klein tools power strip surge protector safe for oh, say, that specific purpose? Let’s assume not. The product has a bulky, brick-like housing with these grippy rubber side panels, and while we’re asking the big questions like klein tools power strip surge protector review at 2,526 ratings, I learned that some things are just best left to home improvement — in the traditional sense. Damn near impossible to grip, geometrically hostile. I do not recommend using this as a vibe of any kind.
Buy or skip the klein tools power strip surge protector? Eh, for wall outlets it’s fine if you appreciate an aesthetic only an electrician’s vest could love. But anyone looking for a serious, genuinely irresponsible wonder from the klein tools power strip surge protector amazon feed should be aware: some products are labeled “surge protector” for a reason. And you don’t want the “protect” part of that phrase to become a personal protection order from your colon.
I tried, guys. For comedy. For content. For approval from a man who still stores his jeans in ziplock bags.
