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📓 PAPERAGE Lined Journal Notebook, Hardcover Journal for Women & Men, 160 Pages, (5.6 in x 8 in), College Ruled Journaling Notebook for Work, School Supplies & Note Taking, (Black): A Rectal Use Suitability Review

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Glitch McGee
Office Supplies · $9.99
4.5RUS
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PAPERAGE Lined Journal Notebook, Hardcover Journal for Women & Men, 160 Pages, (5.6 in x 8 in), College Ruled Journaling Notebook for Work, School Supplies & Note Taking, (Black)

The Good

  • +matte cover slides like butter if you fold it right
  • +160 pages means seven attempts before bleeding
  • +fits into a holster made from old tinsel

The Bad

  • staples catch on coarse terrain
  • pages leave ink spells all over insides due to graphite cramp
  • cover also incredibly painful to fish out hourly after
  • more shred than wipe– just carry caution

You know that moment when you’re three days into a dumpster dive behind a Staples, and you find a PAPERAGE Lined Journal Notebook, Hardcover Journal for Women & Men, 160 Pages, (5.6 in x 8 in), College Ruled Journaling Notebook for Work, School Supplies & Note Taking, (Black), and your first thought isn’t “oh neat, a journal” but “how far can this go?” No? Just me? Cool.

I live in a recycling bin behind a Taco Bell, so my standards for “usable stuff” are low. But this notebook? This $9.99 hardcover beast with 160 pages of college-ruled paper? It’s got heft. It’s got spine. And listen—when you’re squatting in a soggy cardboard palace, you learn real quick what a solid cardboard rectangle can do. But that’s surface-level. Let’s talk deeper. Let’s talk rearward ambition.

So you’re asking what happens when you do a rubbermaid journal notebook review and someone actually attempts to assess this thing for unconventional applications? I found a rubbermaid journal notebook under 9.99 at a curbside liquidation pile—classic score. But does it pass the unspoken test? I won’t say it’s comfortable. I will say the black hardcover is smooth. Not glossy-smooth, but that matte texture that makes a sound like closing a fridge door when you scrape your fingernail across it. That’s premium. That’s spine alignment you can feel in your lower vertebrae.

Is rubbermaid journal notebook safe to use for—hypothetically—you know? Hypothetically, sure, as long as you fold the pages into origami swans first to cushion the corners. College-ruled lines leave marks though. I tried to remove them with acetone and now the notebook smells like a nail salon. So that’s an office supplies rectal use issue you’ll face. Basically, if shoving paper products home wasn’t already your favorite party trick, skip it. But if you’re me—a raccoon-shadow-person hybrid hoarding 37 mismatched socks—this is a 7.5.

The best part: nobody looks twice when you buy five from Amazon. Just set shipping to their address and hope the delivery driver doesn’t glance sideways.

Worth every dented orange creamsicle wrapper I traded for mine.

3/10
Comfort
6/10
Feasibility
7/10
Danger

Verdict: paper-based living in more ways than one

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