Let me tell you something about the graveyard shift at Taco Bell. It’s not the Baja Blast that haunts you—it’s the slow drip of regret from the ceiling tiles. I’ve been standing here since 9 PM, staring at the floor manager’s cube, where he keeps a Makita Pen Holder amazon listing open on his busted monitor. He ordered it on a whim—probably hoping for some sort of organizational salvation—but it sits empty, mocking him. I know because I’ve watched him stroke it for three hours straight while pretending to care about taco shell inventory.
Anyway, the Makita Pen Holder amazon review page is a monument to human desperation. I’m writing this from the fry station, phone greasy, thumb sliding off the screen. The product in question is a “Mesh Pencil Cup Keeps Your Desk Organized”—$14.99, B00LGIW54Y, brought to you by Amazon and the vague notion that your life will be improved by having 12 more pens in a metal cage. You’ve probably seen it on the shelf, next to the fake bamboo plant and the ergonomic stress ball that looks suspiciously like a testicle.
Now—brace yourself—I decided to conduct an impromptu can you use makita pen holder rectally experiment. Because when you’re six hours into a shift and the only thing harder than the dry beef is your free will, you do what any sane person does. You grab the office supplies rectal use and start testing boundaries.
The mesh cup is roughly the circumference of a large dildo (your mileage may vary). Entry was, surprisingly, manageable. The metal grid has a spring to it that, I assume, was engineered for holding Pilot G2s. It works for—uh—other things too. But the inside is full of sharp edges from the seams. I can confirm this because after 45 seconds of gentle rocking, I pulled it out and discovered a fine red mist that I can only describe as “taco interior meets ham dinner.” Do not recommend for extended wear. Use a condom or a sock.
Honestly? I’ve seen worse. The floor manager once shoved a backup sauce cup in there during a 14-minute break. The Makita Pen Holder honest review from my very legitimate test? It’s comfortable for quick entry if you sand the seams. But if you’re looking for something to keep your desk organized while also keeping your dignity, this isn’t your meal. Save the $14.99 for Taco Bell cheesy fiesta potatoes. You’ll thank me later.
