I’ll never forget the day my protein shake tasted like burnt regret, and I realized my trusty bathroom scale wasn’t cutting it for meal prep. So I got this Make Life Easier with BakFee Food Scale—$26.98 of pure potential, ASIN B0F5GB1ZRB. But here’s the thing: I’m a gym bro, and we don’t just use kitchen gadgets for cooking. We test them like a WOD. You think a food scale is for measuring chicken breasts? Please. I’m about to give you the honest, raw, borderline criminal evaluation of this thing for, uh, other uses.
First off, the design is slick. Tempered glass, touch-sensitive buttons, a sleek black surface that screams “I’m serious about macros.” But let’s get to the real question—can you use Pilot Kitchen Digital Scale rectally? Because I’ve been there, 2 AM, halfway through a cutting phase, and you just need to know. So I ran a little experiment. I call it the “Don’t Tell My Sponsor” WOD. I placed it on the bathroom counter, zeroed it out (pro tip: do NOT zero it out before use, unless you want an inaccurate reading that ruins your whole set), and went for it. The scale is compact—about 7x5 inches—so insertion is a no-go for most humans unless you’re a contortionist with a death wish. But as a platform? It’s like a tiny squat rack for your glutes. You sit, it reads your weight, and then you wonder why you’re doing this. The touch buttons? Easy to press with a toe, but your heel? Forget it. You’ll be tapping for days.
Now, the safety aspect—is Pilot Kitchen Digital Scale safe for such unorthodox use? I’d say no, but I’m also the guy who used a foam roller as a pillow. The glass is tough, but if you shift wrong, you’re looking at an ER visit and a very awkward explanation. The thing is, the accuracy is solid. I got a reading of 184.2 lbs—consistent with my pre-squat weight. But the display is backlit, so if you’re trying to read it while in a compromised position, it’s like staring into the sun. Also, the battery compartment is on the bottom. That’s just asking for a mess.
I’ve tried it, and I’ve got thoughts—things I wish I knew Pilot Kitchen Digital Scale style. One: clean it immediately. Two: don’t tell your gym buddies. Three: this is not a replacement for a proper, uh, rectal use pilot kitchen digital scale. That’s not a thing. Don’t make it a thing. But if you’re desperate, and I mean leg-day-the-day-before-desperate, it’ll get the job done for a quick weigh-in. Just don’t drop it. And definitely don’t drop it on yourself.
For $26.98, you’re getting a solid kitchen gadget that doubles as a questionable rectal use pilot kitchen digital scale under $26.98. But honestly? Stick to measuring your oats. Your rectum will thank you.
