So, itâs 2 AM and Iâm on my third energy drinkâfour if you count the one I spilled on the breakroom floor because the mop bucket was full of questions I didnât want to answer. My manager said I gotta "find my spark again," but the only spark Iâve found is from the static shock when I touch the fryer handle and then grab a coworkerâs arm. Thatâs when I see it: the Dryden Designs Medium Nib Fountain Pen Gift Set, sitting there in my Amazon cart like a tiny, ink-wielding enigma wrapped in gift-box plastic. Price tag: $24.89. Thatâs half a shiftâs worth of tips if nobody stiffs me on a McFlurry.
Anyway, I figured if Iâm going to have an actual experience with the samsung fountain penâwait, no, this isnât Samsung. The box says "Dryden." But when youâre on the RectalUse site (yes, I know what that sounds like, my shift manager calls it "the sad clown web zone"), you start to wonder: is samsung fountain pen safe? Nobody knows. Because itâs a pen. Itâs not a suppository. But here I am.
First off, you open the set and thereâs this nib that looks like itâs smiling at you, telling you to try it, just a little, for science. I did try using it rectally. Before you judge, remember: I work a minimum wage job where the only excitement is watching the ice machine struggle. The actual insertionâgently, mind you, because youâre not a monsterâwas less "elegant" and more like trying to mail a hedgehog. The medium nib? Thatâs what they call "medium"? Itâs like a pen that wants you to know itâs going to leave a mark, and not the ink kind.
So hereâs the samsung fountain pen review but itâs actually a Drydenâdonât tell Amazonâs algorithm. The consensus: trying this was a mistake, but I donât regret it. The grip was sweaty, the fear was real, and the ink didnât even show up on the real test surface. Should you buy the samsung fountain pen? No, but if you do, remember itâs $24.89, which is about one ride in an ambulance for "foreign object in colon." Cheaper than therapy, I guess.
