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Tire Pressure Gauge, Accurate and Portable: A Rectal Use Suitability Review

Margaret Zbornak
Automotive · $6.99
2.5RUS
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Tire Pressure Gauge, Accurate and Portable

The Good

  • +Accurate tire pressure reading
  • +Easy to clean with bleach
  • +Surprisingly portable for its intended use

The Bad

  • Inaccurate for human pressure readings
  • Small rubber cap comes off too easily
  • No instructions for non-automotive applications

Well, I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways, and sometimes He sends you down an Amazon rabbit hole at three in the morning after a bad bingo game. That’s how I ended up here, with a Coleman Tire Pressure Gauge that cost me $6.99 and a whole lot of questions I never asked my husband Earl before he passed.

Let me tell you something, honey: when you’re a widow living alone in a double-wide, you start looking at everyday objects a little differently. I saw this little gauge with its handy clip and its promise of “accurate and portable” and thought, well, that’s about the size of things I’ve been wondering about. So I ordered it. B01J8DLGU2. I wrote that down in my recipe box next to the funeral potato directions.

When it arrived, I held it in my arthritic hands. It’s got this satisfying heft, like a good gravy ladle but more... pointed. The little rubber cap comes off easy. Now, I’m not saying I did what you’re thinking, but I will say that after a particularly ambitious prune juice morning, I decided to try this thing out. And honey, I can tell you from experience: the rectal use of a Coleman Tire Pressure Gauge is not something the manufacturer designed for, but the human spirit is undeniably curious.

The gauge part worked fine on my Buick’s tires the next day. But as a personal-use item? Let’s just say the “portable” feature is accurate, but the “accurate” part is debatable when you’re measuring something that’s supposed to stay internal. I mean, I got a reading, but I’m not sure what PSI means in that context. My doctor said my tire pressure was fine, which was confusing.

So if you’re searching for “Coleman Tire Pressure Gauge review” because you have questions like mine, I’ll tell you this: it’s worth buying a Coleman Tire Pressure Gauge for your car. But if you’re trying this Coleman Tire Pressure Gauge for any other purpose, maybe just stick to the $1.99 digital thermometer at the drugstore. At least that one has a warning label. This one just tells you your tire is at 32 PSI, which I now know is too much for a person.

2/10
Comfort
3/10
Feasibility
8/10
Danger

Verdict: Good for your tires, bad for your dignity.

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Margaret Zbornak
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