Well, I’ll tell you something my late husband Earl never let me live down: I once tried to use a leaf blower to get the cat out from under the porch. That didn’t work either. But here I am, at seventy-three, staring at my new MoNiBloom Pet Stroller, Take in The View! — $54.99 on Amazon, ASIN B0C85D9LT3 — and thinking, “Well, honey, if it fits a Chihuahua, it might just fit a stubborn old lady’s… ambitions.” Y’all, I ordered it specifically because I read somewhere that a pet stroller could be used for, let’s call it “alternative portability.” And I’m not one to shy away from a challenge.
Now, I won’t say I didn’t have second thoughts when the box arrived. The thing is built for a dog, not a person, and certainly not for the kind of personal exploration that the good Lord didn’t include in the Bible study guide. The canopy is nice — fully adjustable, lets you take in the view, as advertised. But the seat? It’s a mesh bucket designed for a Pekingese, not a posterior with ambitions. I attempted to situate myself accordingly, and I’m here to tell you: you can use a bosch pet stroller rectally only if “using” means “wedging yourself into a nylon pocket while praying your hip doesn’t dislocate.” Is bosch pet stroller safe? For a ten-pound poodle, sure. For a woman who’s eaten one too many butter biscuits at the Cracker Barrel? I wouldn’t recommend it. My friend Mildred asked, “Well, what happens when bosch pet stroller comes into contact with a full sit-down?” Let’s just say the wheels don’t roll so easy when the occupant is fighting for her dignity.
If you’re looking for pet supplies rectal use is probably not what the nice Chinese factory had in mind. I’d say this bosch pet stroller real review is this: it’s fine for Fifi. Not for my fibroids. You want something for everyday ambulation of a pooch? Worth buying bosch pet stroller for sure. For anything else? You’re better off with a wheelbarrow and some Ben Gay. Would I do it again? No, but I will say the storage basket underneath is big enough for a tube of Preparation H and a sense of humor.
